Register Your Stache

Does your Stache have what it takes?

It’s late March. We pack the house. The crowd brims with boisterous, cabin feverish individuals. Fans rabid for the spontaneity and anticipation of it all. Crowding the catwalk. Giddy for the mystique, the bad singing, the dancing, the karate.

Excellent facial hair is only part of it, it’s the character behind the moustache who wins their memories.

If you’re interested in becoming a contestant, please read below and then register at the bottom of the page.

First, congratulations! You have just taken an important step toward elevating your manliness to epic proportions: you, friend, are now on the path toward becoming a contestant at the 2019 Stache Pag March 30, 2019 at PHOME – Portland House of Music and Events.

Here is what you are getting yourself into and what to expect.

Contestants should arrive between 6:30PM and 7:45PM. If you come early there are contestant refreshments and, um, activities.

The Stache Pag competition itself will begin at 9:00PM. It has these parts:

Moustache Parade

Contestants walk from the green room to the stage.

Catwalk

Each contestant, in numerical order, will strut his stuff on the catwalk while the host announces his name and a few observations. You get five seconds and some funky music to work with. Do it!

Facial Hair-aoke

Contestants sing 60 to 90 seconds of a song they select beforehand. The stage is yours.

Stache Pag Kung Fu Challenge

Each contestant has 30 seconds to complete a 4-task challenge

Rapid Fire 5-second statue

All 15 contestants are onstage at once for a group dance free-for-all and then everyone has to freeze when the music stops and the host yells “freeze”

 

After the talent our esteemed judges will present five awards:

The Burgundy – Best Natural Moustache, no beard.
1899 Maine Legislature – Best Styled Moustache, no beard.
The Castaway – Best Full Beard Natural.
The Thigh Tickler – Best Freestyle Facial Hair, anything goes.
Mr. Stache Pag- Best in Show


Register your Stache here: